I just think, why did they believe me? Joke from Jack Handyĩ I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Joke from Jack HandyĨěroken promises don’t upset me. Joke from Jack HandyĦ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, “Probably because of something you did.” Joke from Jack Handyħ To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography and the dancers hit each other. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way. Joke from Jack HandyĥĚs the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Joke from Jack Handyģ Instead of having “answers” on a math test, they should just call them “impressions,” and if you got a different “impression,” so what, can’t we all be brothers? Joke from Jack HandyĤ I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you’re having a good idea but it’s just eggs hatching. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she fell on me. Joke from Jack HandyĢ Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. Actually that sounds super fun, perhaps I should hold it sooner… hmmmm.ġ I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway. Jack Handy is still alive and lives with his wife in New Mexico… meaning that when passes on, I will be forced to hold a Jack Handy Memorial Party. Born in Texas in 1949, Jack Handy had his first book published by National Lampoon in 1984. Jack Handy is a not-so-famous comedian who’s surrealistic one liner jokes entitled “ Deep Thoughts” were made much more famous than he ever was by the television show Saturday Night Live. Watch “NO Manure in the Garden? Why We DON’T Use Cow, Goat or Horse Manure” on YouTube. Being a good dad means getting wet unexpectedly.My political philosophy Search Search for: Archives
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